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15.06.2025 05:51
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do I overcome attachment issues?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Were knights’ lances practical weapons, or were they just for sports?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good
Is it true that LGB should drop T?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good.
Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!